I HATE Blackboard

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
10/07/2013 at 22:54 • Filed to: None

DISCUSSION (20)

Mason-Dixon > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/07/2013 at 22:57

I just took a 4.5 hour financial analytics and valuation exam via Blackboard today. The loading times are insane!

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/07/2013 at 22:58

You're not alone. I despise it.

I often get into the situation of an announcement saying, "Oh hey, a new assignment came up" and I click it, and it doesn't link the said assignment.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Mason-Dixon
10/07/2013 at 22:59

FUCK. BLACKBOARD.

Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/07/2013 at 22:59

Man, I haven't used Bb for probably like... 8 years. I don't want to *know* how much more horribifuckus it has become in the interim.

Squid > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/07/2013 at 23:01

The way my university has Blackboard set up is really silly. I used to not mind Black board when I was at community college but the university level is a whole nother ball of shit. I can't even stay logged into the app on my phone for when I need to look up an assignment quickly. . .

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mason-Dixon
10/07/2013 at 23:02

I had to take a Dynamics class last year where all of the tests were on blackboard. And these were serious math problems. On a blackboard test. I got a 6% on my mid term, and I'm good at that shit, got a 77 in the class total. That mid term fucked my shit though.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Squid
10/07/2013 at 23:04

Same here, lets post every fucking thin on blackboard. Because fuck everything.

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/07/2013 at 23:05

For every Blackboard assignment, a kitten is eaten by an alligator.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull
10/07/2013 at 23:05

It's a clusterfuck wrapped in a quagmire surrounded by a cesspool.

Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/07/2013 at 23:07

And I bet it has poor font choices too!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull
10/07/2013 at 23:10

Need to submit your assignment? Well go fuck yourself.

SonorousSpeedJoe > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/07/2013 at 23:11

UMD transitioned from Blackboard to Canvas over the past year.

Thank God for that. I've practically blocked it out of my memory at this point.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > SonorousSpeedJoe
10/07/2013 at 23:14

There is something that's not blackboard?!?! MOTHERFUCK

roflcopter > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/07/2013 at 23:47

I've never used Blackboard, but I love Trailer Park Boys.

It's a "Porch-uh" > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/07/2013 at 23:54

My school dumped Bb for eCollege. Just as shitty.

"Oh hey, we do our high-tech online coursework in software that's no more complicated than 15-year-old forum software that you can get for free."

Squid > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/08/2013 at 00:12

But "technology is making learning easier." Yeah, if only it wasn't dependant upon said technology working as designed. . .

My92SSEisn'taTardis > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/08/2013 at 00:47

Yeah BB was interesting shall we say, my polytechnic uses D2L (Desire2Learn) for that stuff and its way better, although you do get booted from time to time. I think they do it just to keep people on their toes secretly.......

ddavidn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/08/2013 at 01:22

I bet in hell, you have to post all your sins on blackboard. That would be the very worst. I almost failed the first class I had on blackboard. Had to explain it to the teacher and turn in a notebook of work to get passed.

PowderHound > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/08/2013 at 01:40

I can say this once and probably once only; thank you art school!

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/08/2013 at 02:28

I'm oddly fine using Blackboard. Nothing wrong with the site, so far.